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WOW! I cannot adequately express my consumer glee over this terrific innovation of yours; it's made our lives SO much better. You see, we have three children, one of whom was a big plumbing investigator (do you want to hear the story about the tape dispenser?), another of whom single-handedly supports the toilet paper industry, and the third has a medical condition which leads to, um, industrial needs in the bathroom. Needless to say, my husband and I know all anyone could ever want to know about unclogging, removing, purging, snaking, septic sucking, etc. We kept wax rings in stock until my husband brought home one of your Champion toilets. It just flushes. Always. Every time. No matter what. It just flushes. Whoosh. A sound to bring joy to a tired mother's heart and peace to her soul. Whoosh. Not whoosh-splutter-drip-"MOM!" Just whoosh. No worries about bacteria, cholera, infectious nastinesses, unsightly messes, apologies to visitors, or the ever-popular embarrassing reminder to guests to "flush twice, the new water use, low flow thing, y'know". Whoosh. We brag about it. We tell family members and the occasional DIY home-owning acquaintance to wait until they're back in stock and not to buy anything else. Guests emerge from the bathroom and ask us about it so they can get one, too. I hope you make a zillion dollars - you deserve it!
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